Elmo Is a Corporate Whore

via Activist Post
by Daisy Luther
Apr 19, 2015

Everyone loves Elmo, that cute furry little muppet spokesperson for the pre-school set. But there’s a deep, dark secret behind his adorable visage.

I hate to break it to you, but Elmo is a whore.

He’s being pimped out.

Harsh, right?  Well, prostitution is the act of selling oneself for money.  And Elmo is now the cutest little spokesperson around for pro-vaccine propaganda. Watch the following video right from the Sesame Street corner. Keep a barf bag handy.

I can’t even…

Please note, in particular, this pointed exchange, directed towards Mom and Dad:

Elmo: “That was so easy, why doesn’t everybody get a vaccination?”

Dr. Murthy (meaningful look): “That’s a good question Elmo, that’s a good question.”

So, back to whoredom. In cases like this, there’s always a money trail. Prostitutes get paid, right?
So let’s look at who funds Sesame Street, because these, my friends, are the corporate johns who are reaching out to your children via adorable little hookers:

We rely on our funders’ support to bring the Sesame Workshop mission to life. Their collective commitment enables us to harness the educational power of media to benefit children around the world. We gratefully acknowledge the generous support of our current sponsors and partners, without whom our work to educate and inspire children would not be possible.

Preschoolers are being programmed educated and inspired by purchased educational television, and it all starts to make sense when you look at these two in particular:

First of all, the Merck company makes many vaccines and stands to make a LOT OF FREAKING MONEY when little kids begin asking their parents to take them in for shots because Elmo said so.