You know what kind of people read Fifty Shades of Grey? Heathens! That’s who! Don’t think so? Well, then how else do explain copies of it soaking in STDs and drugs? Pages being used for makeshift crack pipes? People humping the book as if it’s some sort of sex toy? OK, so the last two were a slight exaggeration, although I’m sure someone, somewhere, has probably tried to get it on with a book. I mean, look at American Pie; that was a pie! Either way, there are definitely some scary things going on with readers of the trilogy.

Along with being a gigantic seller and on it’s way to being made into a film, Fifty Shades of Grey has created such a stir everywhere that it’s actually a phenomenon. Let’s be honest: it’s become practically a cult, resulting in some creepy, er, interesting behavior.

Here are some bizzaro facts associated with the series, that you may or may not, have wanted to know.